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Awful Ideas

by Shovelware

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Microwave Music (feat. Hotdog Water) (free) 02:10
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There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. My punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing. [Hot Dog Water] "Is that American Psycho? That's pretty dark...and kind of messed up. I should play something...something light...okay."
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Something light... (free) 03:10
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(Instrumental) (Lyrics from "Look At Me Now")
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CANTINA (free) 01:38
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(Lyrics from A Tribe Called Quest's "1nce Again")
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Maxidrome (free) 04:37
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(Intermission...) (free) 01:18
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what i want to know is, why aren't more people inventing useful things? bobby yashamura wins our max headroom product of the month award for coming up with a little attachment you plug into your tv and it warns you that the commercial break is coming by AUTOMATICALLY switching off your set for five seconds he's nothing but a robot...covered in makeup...talks a lot of nonsense...what a way to talk about the president of america...
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Eighty (free) 04:04
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Click! (free) 02:33
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CLICK! Nice. Hot food. We sit down to eat, and the potato's a bit hot. So I only put a little bit on my fork, and I blow, 'till it's cool, just cool, then into the mouth. CLICK! Nice.
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9tendo (free) 02:46
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just look up the lyrics to speed of sound by tech n9ne ok
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Tomoki (free) 07:26
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(Instrumental) Until we meet again! Leave this thing up to me! ...I lied. We'll never meet again.

about

In 2008, workers in a Chilean copper mine found a dusty album cassette with an unknown language written on the label in what was later found to be a mixture of powdered cobalt and human blood.

This project has nothing to do with it. This is an entirely different album.

credits

released March 22, 2018

in order of appearance:

my microwave: microwave sounds
american psycho (film): ending monologue
hot dog water: monologue
euphemia allen: chopsticks
tgo: sampled drums
sandrique: sampled drums
busta rhymes: look at me now
john williams: cantina theme
omar_s: sampled drums
a tribe called quest: 1nce again
1988 frigidaire commercial: sampled audio
the art of noise: paranoimia
videodrome: long live the new flesh!
max headroom: various quotes
various artists: the nothing record
ferryterry: guitar
loopslab: beatboxing
skrillex: bangarang
michael rosen: voice
pizzadaboss on youtube: snes cart sounds
nintendo: snes startup
mariopaint: bgm 1
tech n9ne: speed of sound
soichi terada: eversummer island from ape escape 3
nolan north: dr tomoki voice clip

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garbage beats from a garbage guy. 1/8th of OCEAN DAD

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